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A Book A Day Keeps Reality Away bookmark

A Book A Day Keeps Reality Away bookmark

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Warning: may cause excessive reading, swooning, and complete detachment from reality.

This engraved acrylic bookmark is designed like a playful prescription pad from Once Upon a Time Wellness (address: the very official 54 Fantasy Lane, Fiction Falls). Prescribed by Dr. Paige Turner, it recommends:
“A book a day keeps reality away.”

The directions?

  • Take 1–3 chapters as needed for stress relief.

  • May increase dosage during cliffhangers.

  • Side effects include sudden emotional outbursts and unrealistic expectations of romance.

Unlike its vinyl sticker cousin, this 4" wide version is cut and engraved from sturdy black & white acrylic—perfect for slipping between chapters or propping on your shelf as a whimsical reminder that reading is self-care.

Whether you use it to save your page, decorate your book nook, or gift to a fellow romantasy reader, this bookmark doubles as both function and flair. Signed with love and unlimited refills, it’s a daily prescription you’ll never want to skip.

From the zoo&roo collection of bookish treasures crafted for romantasy readers and plot-twist addicts everywhere.

Bookmark details:

  • Measures 4" wide
  • Cut and engraved from durable black & white acrylic
  • Display-ready as a bookshelf decoration or daily-use bookmark
  • Original bookish design by zoo&roo
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