A Book A Day Keeps Reality Away bookmark
A Book A Day Keeps Reality Away bookmark
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Warning: may cause excessive reading, swooning, and complete detachment from reality.
This engraved acrylic bookmark is designed like a playful prescription pad from Once Upon a Time Wellness (address: the very official 54 Fantasy Lane, Fiction Falls). Prescribed by Dr. Paige Turner, it recommends:
“A book a day keeps reality away.”
The directions?
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Take 1–3 chapters as needed for stress relief.
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May increase dosage during cliffhangers.
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Side effects include sudden emotional outbursts and unrealistic expectations of romance.
Unlike its vinyl sticker cousin, this 4" wide version is cut and engraved from sturdy black & white acrylic—perfect for slipping between chapters or propping on your shelf as a whimsical reminder that reading is self-care.
Whether you use it to save your page, decorate your book nook, or gift to a fellow romantasy reader, this bookmark doubles as both function and flair. Signed with love and unlimited refills, it’s a daily prescription you’ll never want to skip.
From the zoo&roo collection of bookish treasures crafted for romantasy readers and plot-twist addicts everywhere.
Bookmark details:
- Measures 4" wide
- Cut and engraved from durable black & white acrylic
- Display-ready as a bookshelf decoration or daily-use bookmark
- Original bookish design by zoo&roo
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